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DON’T SERVE ME FAUX ROASTED BEETS, PLEASE
Yes, it is Saturday afternoon, and I am writing a blog post. I’m like Walter Mitty, pretending to be actually a new-age Irma Bombeck, and I’ve got a deadline, and I’ve got to be clever. But the truth is, I’m just me, and I have trouble being clever. Not to …